Ek Pathan Sukhe Dariya Men Kishti Chala Raha Tha! Dusra Pathan: Aise Pathanon Ne Hamara Naam Kharab Kiya Hai Agar Mujhe Tairna Aata To Jakar Use Bahut Marta!
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Dudh Kharab Hai Sharbat Men Dala Fat Gaya Dudh Wale Ne Pucha: Kaun Se Sharbat Men Dala Tha Santa: Nimbu Pani Me